Sentence, Commuted #1

An extract from the gospel of St Swt

Ch.18 v.30:

And lo, the train was delayed due to trespassers in the land of Wimbledon. And the masses were mightily vexed.

And on the train was one of such girth that two tickets should have been purchased though only one journey was taken.

And the one of girth was an eater of great mess. And the coleslaw of the eater came to rest on the bag of the watcher.

And there was much wailing, and gnashing of the teeth.